Today blows, let’s just sleep until tomorrow.
myri
okay, i'm finally putting a description.this tumblr's all for photography, art, humour, quotes, japan-anime\manga and music. and tumblr day challenges when i remember.
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials.
- Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
- A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
- Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
- A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
- Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
- A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
- Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )
- A: What did your last slave die of?
- Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
- A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
- Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
- ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
- Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )
- A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
- Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
- A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
- Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
- A: You are a British politician, right?
- Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
- A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
- Milk is illegal.
- Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
- A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
- You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
- Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
- A: Only at Christmas.
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World Without Typography
Replace the first letter of your name with W and change all vowels to E.
yes. i do wonder at times what is our friendship, if i can even still call it one, if no effort is made?
imagine if you went to a restaurant and when they said “can i take your order” you just said “no” and walked out
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after an eventful not-so-happy thursday, i have this strange feeling something unpleasant is coming
the internet itself has gotten rude
“Uh”
“UH”
“UH”
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monday!
was quite lovely
-walked into school feeling a boss
-straight to lit, killed my essay
-mundane class
-two classes of talking
-into my maths SAC. frggn killed it
bwahahahah
-spares for study
-STIMULATING MY BRAIN
-and lots of procrastination
-straight to psych SAC. FINISHED IN 35 out of 75 MINUTES.
-TOTALLY FEELING ON TOP
-3 SACs. LIKE MAYBE POSSIBLY 30% 3 OF MY SUBJECTS’ FINAL SCORE IN A DAY
-CASUALLY WALK AROUND NEIGHBOURHOOD.
-technically got lost
-driven to gathering at buffet
-NEVAEATENSOMUCHBEFORE
-arrive home
-feeling absolute content
never felt so for many many months
-then you text
-mood drops straight down, full-on PMS rage
just like to say thanks, for ruining my day for the dozen-th time this year
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Joschi Herczeg and Daniele Kaehr - Explosions, 2010 - custom-built detonator connected to cameras and synchronized to photograph at the moment of explosion
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]so i decided to return to tumblr~
may the endless dashboard searching begin :>



